Check out this post on rewriting, condensing, and serving the story. It's on my new blog.
http://baurlife.com/2015/08/05/a-voice-from-the-past/
The Write Pirate
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Taking a Chance, Taking a Stroll
Been a while, months and months, since I posted here.
I'm taking a big chance. One of the things we did was combine our two family blogs, this one and the family's Bayou Time, into one blog. It's called BaurLife.com, and it will cover a lot of stuff, Family Life, Writing Life, Pirate Life, and Clinging to Life (my tongue in cheek reference to the fact that after ten years I finally went to the doctor, and now he's got me doing all sorts of stuff to make me healthier. The new platform, once I learn all the bells and whistles, just offers a lot more opportunities to make that happen.
But the biggest thing is that I'm taking a big chance – On myself. This summer I'm self-publishing my novel, "Chrissie Warren: Pirate Hunter." You'll be able to follow all thaton BaurLife.com.
So if you were one of the handful of people who followed The Write Pirate, I hope you'll come around and check out BaurLife. It might be fun.
I'm taking a big chance. One of the things we did was combine our two family blogs, this one and the family's Bayou Time, into one blog. It's called BaurLife.com, and it will cover a lot of stuff, Family Life, Writing Life, Pirate Life, and Clinging to Life (my tongue in cheek reference to the fact that after ten years I finally went to the doctor, and now he's got me doing all sorts of stuff to make me healthier. The new platform, once I learn all the bells and whistles, just offers a lot more opportunities to make that happen.
But the biggest thing is that I'm taking a big chance – On myself. This summer I'm self-publishing my novel, "Chrissie Warren: Pirate Hunter." You'll be able to follow all thaton BaurLife.com.
So if you were one of the handful of people who followed The Write Pirate, I hope you'll come around and check out BaurLife. It might be fun.
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
July's been a busy month. Took the kids to the Rooster Teeth con in
Austin. Did a lot of work for the Source. Took another freelance job
that had me writing nine stories this month. And spent a week in
Louisville helping Tori clean up (both literally and legally) her
brother's estate, which was no fun at all.
You'll notice what I did NOT write in that graf – That I worked on my book. Hell, I barely had time to sleep. I scribbled ideas in a notebook, mostly about motivation which, in retrospect, I had neglected in earlier versions. But no actual writing except for the paycheck.
Right now I'm tired, and I'm sore pretty much everywhere. The freelance work was submitted yesterday, I have my "day job," the Source to take care of these two days, but other than that I'm mostly planning to rest. Then Monday – or I may give myself until Tuesday, I'm that tired – I'll finally get back to work.
You'll notice what I did NOT write in that graf – That I worked on my book. Hell, I barely had time to sleep. I scribbled ideas in a notebook, mostly about motivation which, in retrospect, I had neglected in earlier versions. But no actual writing except for the paycheck.
Right now I'm tired, and I'm sore pretty much everywhere. The freelance work was submitted yesterday, I have my "day job," the Source to take care of these two days, but other than that I'm mostly planning to rest. Then Monday – or I may give myself until Tuesday, I'm that tired – I'll finally get back to work.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Someone a Lot Smarter Than Me
“People
on the outside think there’s something magical about writing, that
you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down
in the morning with a story, but it isn’t like that. You sit in
back of the typewriter and you work, and that’s all there is to
it.”
Harlan Ellison
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Where DOES the Time Go?
Hmmm.
More than eight months since I've posted anything here.
It's
not like I haven't been working. In fact, quite the contrary. Just
didn't feel like I had anything to say here. But that's kind of
cheating. If you're a writer, you write.
So
where do things stand?
The
WIP is still IP, so to speak. In November I got Scurvy Dogs back from
Eddie the Agent with some notes about what it needed. I saw what
he meant, instantly realized he was right. How could I have thought
it was ready? Big hole. Big problem with the story. I could see it
clearly. So I went right to work on it, thinking I knew exactly what
it needed. Several months later I found myself in the position of the
mechanic who took the car engine apart, had the pieces spread all
over the floor and couldn't quite recall how they went back together.
It was a kind of scary moment. Then I reminded myself – "It's
all about the hero journey. Every story is about the hero journey,
and you know how that goes. So get busy!" (See Joseph Campbell if you need to know about the hero journey. Or just Google the phrase.)
Finally
got a handle on it and it's almost done. All I need is some time.
Which
of course is what I don't have a lot of. Still have to work for a
living – the freelancing for the Source. And now I've added a
second freelance job because who doesn't need a little more money.
But that deadline is approaching so I'll be able to get that off my
plate, the maybe I can concentrate on writing for me again.
Except Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming, as it does every year on Sept. 19, and that requires a little attention from me as well. But I have to make the book a priority or it'll never get done.
And I want it to get done.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
Advice and Laughs from Slushpile Hell
Once a week, the anonymous book agent
who's site it is posts part of an epically awful query he has
received, along with the snarky comment he'd like to have sent back.
There are plenty of sites that tell you how
to write a query. (I recommend Query Shark, knowledgeable, sharp and funny.)
Slushpile Hell is a weekly laugh and an example of what not to do.
Ever.
It's amazing – just amazing – how
clueless some would-be authors can be, overvaluing their ability or having such a tenuous grasp on reality. It's also surprising how many hopeful
writers out there have been told to write their book by God or gods
or other divine messengers. Others who seem to think it's the agent's
job to give them assignments to write, which will then be sold for
millions. ANd it's hard to read without thinking back about your own query and thinking, "I'm not like that, am I?" It can actually be reassuring. "Well, I may not have a publisher yet, but at least I'm not like thatguy!"
Here's a couple of examples from Slushpile Hell over the years.
Please. Please turn my novels into
money. I possess a supreme talent. And I am no fool; I see how this
has to be. With the right team behind me I could revolutionize
literature and show consumers how there is still such a thing as soul
in this soulless nation.
I, too, possess a supreme talent. I am
able to read dozens of ill-conceived query letters each week without
my head bursting into flames.
Please read my work. It will be the
next great explosion.
I’ve read it. Explosion is precisely
the word that comes to mind.
Every agent I’ve encountered thus
far has been a complete idiot. Let’s see if you can prove you’re
different by representing me and my book.
Stop. Your seductive charm is making me
feel woozy.
And he occasionally has contests that
are fun, and sometimes posts short lists of "advice." And
anyone who actually needs the advice he offers needs a lot more than
that. I'm thinking heavy medication is in order.
Publishing Tip of the Day!
5 things you may not want to say to
an agent at a writers’ conference:
- "You look a lot thinner on your web site."
- "How are your kids doing? It was so cute how they surprised you with waffles for breakfast last Saturday. At least I think it was waffles, it was hard to tell from outside your window."
- "Is it true that agents are just frustrated writers?"
- "You know, you and I are the same blood type."
- "I’d like to share an important message with you from the Book of Mormon."
Publishing Tip of the Day!
3 things to leave out of your query
package:
- A picture of you on a Harley, shirtless (you know who you are)
- A broken-heart necklace, with your name engraved on one half and a photo of yourself wearing the other half (engraved, of course, with the agent’s name)
- One of these toad-skinned purses: http://www.toadfactory.com/pursebag.html
WIP UPDATE: 961 words on Wednesday,
just missed my quota. But it's going in a good place. I was happy
with the day's work. I was even happier with the idea that hit me
last night during dinner that I think resolves a potential problem I
saw coming down the line and makes the whole thing a lot more
interesting. In a way, Tori pointed out, this almost makes Brainiac
Kapow a superhero. I definitely thinks it makes him more interesting.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Writing Advice for the Kids
Buy
lotto tickets. If you don't win, you still have a little piece of
paper. You can use that little slip of paper as a bookmark, and/or to
take notes on. Reading and writing is always good advice for any
fledgling author.
Pseudonymous
Bosch
Pseudonymous
Bosch is the pen name of the author of The Secret Series, a five-book
young adult series that breaks most of the rules but succeeds
wildly because it knows and understands the one secret
(a key word in the series) of novel writing – know your audience
and entertain them.
The
title of the first book in the series is The Name of This
Book is Secret. The author
spends the first 15 to 20 pages telling the readers NOT to read the
book. It's too dangerous. He's not going to tell reveal the name of the
city the story happens in, or the name of the school, or even the
name of the characters, because the readers might figure out where it
happened and that information could prove fatal.
They're
five amazing mystery adventures in which three middle school kids do
battle with a worldwide conspiracy that will stop at nothing – Nothing! – in their quest for the secret to everlasting
life. The stories are wild, completely implausible, unpredictable. Kids love them.
He interrupts the stories repeatedly with asides, footnotes,
digressions and, at one point a five-page comic book showing him
writing the novels by dictating them to a pet rabbit while his cat
offers sarcastic commentary. He also has suggestions for how to
disguise your copies of the book so people won't know you're reading
them.
He
warns his fans in the UK that bookstores there are about to do a
special promotion, selling the five volumes of the series at an
amazing discount, which could be disastrous because more people would
have them, and urges his readers to rush to their bookstores and buy up all
the copies before they get into wider distribution.
The
bit of advice to young writers at the top of this post came from the
site, part of a longer discussion in which he advises readers that
the three rules of fiction writing are "Lie, Cheat and Steal."
And makes the case.
Pseudonymous
Bosch knows kids. Knows the kind of story they like, knows what makes
them laugh, what catches their attention, what keeps them turning
pages. The whole thing is a joke – and he and his young readers are
both in on it, them against the world.
It
works.
WIP
UPDATE – Tuesday's total, 1,037 words. Total to date, 12,778
words. I just keep following the story.
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